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Hi! Im a pounds, green eyes and brown hair, live in Santa , never married, no.Current goals include outliving my savings. Graduated from Cal State Fullerton with BA in Sociology (three years as a student, one year trying to find a parking space). Politics-liberal. But Im against the extreme right, the extreme left, and extreme middle. Well groomed, but that doesnt mean I have four legs. My first bit of writing fiction was ed, "To Whom It May Concern." Here it is: Please excuse from school today as he has a sore throat and we thought it best that he continue his bed rest for a few more days. If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what do you think itll be? If I could come back as a person instead of a thing, Id definitely prefer that.
What languages do you speak? English and sarcasm. How would your mother describe you in one word? Troublemaker. What if you woke up tomorrow and found you were the last man in a world filled with women, what would you do? Id have the locks removed from my doors. Fantasy career at -Massage therapist at a home for wayward, lonely women. Do you have a nickname? Yes, they me the Dry Cleaner, because I work fast and leave no ring. What do you order at your favorite restaurant? Seconds. What headline in the newspaper would you like to see? Energizer bunny arrested for battery. HAW HAW! Of all your friends, who would you like to be stuck in a well with? The tallest one.
What have you learned about being online? That IM does not mean Instant Mistress. What is the most insane question youve ever been asked? "Can I ask you a question?" Like to go out camping and roughing it? My idea of roughing it is a motel room without maid service. How would you describe the style your house is decorated in? Early American confusion. What did you find out on your last medical exam? I tested positive for in my veins, because Im so sweet. Whats your favorite turn-on? Spending money. If you met the right girl today, would you propose tomorrow? I met her twice, pal.
Deep secrets youre ready to give up? I used to have multiple personality disorder, but were okay now. What age woman are you looking for? Age 40 to death. Most beautiful thought: "The language of music is the language of love." Which talent would you most like to have? Do you mean I have to give one up? Who or what is the greatest love of your life? Im saving that for my book.
Do you really look like the guy in the picture you sent me? Yes, Im often recognized on the street because of that. "Hey, are you the guy in the picture?" is something I hear more often than, "Hi, handsome, are you single?" Unfortunately. Youve described yourself as an fan. Have you ever had a hunka hunka burnin love? Yes, but I took antibiotics and that cleared it up. If you could have one thing over other people, what would it be? I get 30 hours a day instead of 24. If I could change one thing about myself, what would it be? My age. Interested? Dont be shy! I only bite on command! In France, when they say no, they mean maybe; when they say maybe, they mean yes. So dont say no say maybe.
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